Taco Girl

every book you’ve ever read is just different combinations of 26 letters

me: does a 30 minute jog

me: ok where my hot bod at

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deathcabforshantel:

tinyhawkeye:

valedecem:

pookiebrr:

mutisija:

deadgaysamurai:

odair:

i’m actually terrified

WHAT IS AIR

I MEAN

I LITERALLY CANNOT BREATHE

I THINK I LAUGHED TOO HARD.

OH GOD.

HOW DO YOU FIND THIS TERRIFYING?

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS.

BEAUTIFUL

NOooOOOOOOOOOOO

ftmark:

jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

that poison?

niggertime:

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